Gibst du Opi Opium,                                                                                                                                                                      bringt Opium den Opi um.

Du lieber kleiner Spatz,                                                                                                                                                                       du bist mein allergrößter Schatz.                                                                                                                                                       Wer dich mir wegnimmt ist ein Dieb,                                                                                                                                                 denn ich hab dich super lieb.

Hast du Scheiße an der Spitze,                                                                                                                                                         warst du in der falschen Ritze

Welche ist die bekannteste Ente???                                                                                                                                                        -Die Prominente

Wo wohnen Katzen???                                                                                                                                                                         -Im Miets-Haus

                                                         

 

I love you,                                                                                                                                                                                         you love me,                                                                                                                                                                                        laf ma zam,                                                                                                                                                                                          wo laf ma hie?

Bismarck biss Mark,                                                                                                                                                                           bis Mark Bismarck biss.

Schenkst du mir ein Bild von dir,                                                                                                                                                          dann häng ichs an die Kellertür.                                                                                                                                                       Damit es auch die Ratten sehn                                                                                                                                                            und nicht mehr in den Keller gehn!!!

Oh Alkohol, oh Alkohol,                                                                                                                                                                  dass du mein Feind bist weiß ich wohl,                                                                                                                                              doch in der Bibel steht geschrieben,                                                                                                                                                   man soll seine Feinde Lieben!     *grins*

Der beste Spruch der Sprüche:

Rot ist die Liebe,                                                                                                                                                                              grün ist das Gras.                                                                                                                                                                             Wer mich nicht lieb hat,                                                                                                                                                                    leckt mich am Arsch!!!

                (Der sieht a bissal pervers aus)